Wowowin Most Funniest Question and Answer

Read the most funnies tQuestion and Answer in Wowowin. This is actually a reporst from facebook page "Tawa Pa More."

ACTUAL NA SAGOT SA PROGRAMANG WOWOWEE, dami kung tawa nito hahahahaha

#Q1: "Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?"
A: "Utong!"
#Q2: Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?"
A: "Umiilaw!"
#Q3: "Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao?
A: "Humanitarian?"
#Q4: "Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga."
A: "Ninja?"
#Q5: "Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?"
A: "Sunog!"
#Q6: "Magbigay ng sikat na Willie."
A: "Willie da pooh!"
#Q7: "Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?"
A: "Hindunesia?"
#Q8: "Anong hayop si King Kong?"
A: "Pagong!"
#Q9: "Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain."
A: "Tae!"
#Q10: "Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?"
A: "Canadia!"
#Q11: "Kumpletuhin - Little Red ____."
A: "Ribbon!"
#Q12: "Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?"
A: "Buhok?"
#Q13: "Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin."
A: "Tinga!"
#Q14: "Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?"
A: "Pag balita?"
#Q15: "Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?"
A: "Baby oil?"
#Q16: "Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?"
A: "Sweetserland?"
#Q17: "Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?"
A: "Godzilla?"
#Q18: "Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?"
A: "Itlog ng tao!"
#Q19: "Anong S ang tawag sa duktor na nago-opera?"
A: "Sadista?"
#Q20: "Blank is the best policy."
A: "Ice tea?"
#Q21: "Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?"
A: "Sa likod!"
#Q22: "Fill in the blanks - Beauty is in the eye of the ____."
A: "Tiger?"
#Q23: "Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?"
A: "Saging!"
#Q24: "Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?"
A: "Baliw!"
#Q25: "Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?"
A: "Kamag-anak!"
#Q26: "Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?" A: "Sa motel?"
#Q27: "Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?"
A: "Cold water!"
#Q28: "Sinong cartoon character ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?"
A: "Si scooby dooby doo?"
#Q29: "Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka."
A: "Operadang bakla?"
#Q30: "Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?"
A: "Madami!"
#Q31: "Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?"
A: "Abnormal!"

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