This is funny...Simply spot's best!!! This can serve as Kris Aquino's audition video. KRIS AQUINO as Sisa Character study: Sisa is a laundrywoman who is married to a no-good cockfighting aficionado named Pedro who, from time to time, also hurts her physically. She has two sons: Basilio and Crispin. She goes insane when her sons go missing. Acting job: Kris Aquino can certainly relate to this character. She's dealt with not-good-for-her men and has done things most people would consider insane. Just like Sisa, she also has two sons. She just has to get a tan, get a little dirty, and get a bed-head hairdo for the role. Watching all her massacre and horror flicks, we already know she's got what it takes to let out deranged screams. If we're going to splurge on a big showbiz name for this flick, we might as well spend it on her because she sells: Crazy brings in the cash. (To save money, maybe we can get a package deal and ask Josh and Baby James/Bimby to play Basilio a...